Manufactured Drama

My homage to the three sisters K. Due to my work/life/tv...

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 18:54:16 +0000

My homage to the three sisters K. Due to my work/life/tv commitments, I catch their show intermittently, that’s why about four series are mixed up in my head.

They are the inventors (or purveyors) of my lexical dream: slore, bible and sauseeeg. Keep that MFD coming!

Also: In today’s episode they paid someone to buy lube for them.

I am going to start reading this today. The second of my Xmas...

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 15:09:27 +0000

I am going to start reading this today. The second of my Xmas books, as I gave up on ‘A Week in December’ by Sebastian Faulks.

My life would be infinitely better if I was part of a hot Korean...

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:40:00 +0000

My life would be infinitely better if I was part of a hot Korean boyband.

Yas

Link Number 6 - SEB - Murder on the Dancefloor. 6 degrees of...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:58:15 +0000

Link Number 6 - SEB - Murder on the Dancefloor.

6 degrees of Britney didn’t work. so….

Link Number 5 - Freemasons feat SEB Lawd knows I can never...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:52:39 +0000

Link Number 5 - Freemasons feat SEB

Lawd knows I can never resist the Freemasons. and with the Bextor? oh yah!

Link Number 4 - September - Can’t Get Over Actually I...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:48:00 +0000

Link Number 4 - September - Can’t Get Over

Actually I quite like this one. It’s like Eurovision meets Cascada meets that ‘from Paris to Berlin’ video.

AND it has a fucking keychange!!! KEYCHANGE!

Link Number 3 - Chelley - Took the Night Everytime I walk in the...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:45:19 +0000

Link Number 3 - Chelley - Took the Night

Everytime I walk in the club, they’re hatin’ on me cos they know I look good.

1, 2, 4, 3 none’ah these chicks look bettah than me

WELL. need I say more?

Other than I bet this ends up on Yasir’s next ‘hits’ playlist CD.

Rudenko - Everybody

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:40:58 +0000

Rudenko - Everybody:

Link Number 2.

These bitchizz disabled embedding. disgraceful.

Today I am playing Youtube video treasure hunt. This just...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:39:31 +0000

Today I am playing Youtube video treasure hunt. This just involves me putting in one song and then clicking through the ‘suggestions’ on the side. I’m hoping that at some point I end up with a Britney video. The six degrees of Britney. Let’s see. hmm.

Number 1. Fake Blood - I Think I Like It (searched for)

Sar x

I swear to gawd I’m not a creepy cat person. but I think i...

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:28:36 +0000

I swear to gawd I’m not a creepy cat person. but I think i could make a whole feckin blog out of this shit. it’ll be the new ‘hipster dogs’ or something. ‘where my cat sits’

Sar

GET OUTTA MAH GRILL BITCH

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:43:29 +0000

GET OUTTA MAH GRILL BITCH

I’d really like to know why cats like sitting in bags so...

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:41:52 +0000

I’d really like to know why cats like sitting in bags so much. You leave one open for 30secs and the little blighter has got straight in. though he did then pull a celebrity move as though I was a pap….

Sar

Past the age of 18 I didn’t think I’d ever listen to...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 14:08:00 +0000

Past the age of 18 I didn’t think I’d ever listen to a song on repeat for days.

Fast forward 10 years » » » This song has been on my iTunes for 2 days and I’ve listened to it 55 times. FIFTY FIVE! I also have a full time job which makes this is just ridiculous!

Yas

Spotted at Elephant & Castle tube. The guy who ran the...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 23:32:26 +0000

Spotted at Elephant & Castle tube. The guy who ran the whiskey tasting session when I was at the JD factory. THEY TELL THE TRUTH! I LOVE JD!! Sar

I feel like if this had come out in say… May, of….....

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 23:16:25 +0000

I feel like if this had come out in say… May, of….. 2000…. people might have gone with it.

Sar

We’re pretty shit at updating this, I’m sure yas and...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 21:56:00 +0000

We’re pretty shit at updating this, I’m sure yas and john will agree. They know I’m saying this because they’re psychic. Basically I can’t do anything internet related anymore unless it’s accessible by phone. Because I’m a dickhead. Is this where I post that feckin song that did the rounds? screw it. Here’s one of a cat drinking water like a retard.

Sar

Just when you thought America’s Next Top Model was dying a...

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 09:41:00 +0100

Just when you thought America’s Next Top Model was dying a slow, agonizing death: we meet Kendal.

Obviously this is everyone’s new message alert tone.

Yas

This might be my new anthem. I’ll do the 80s gay arm dance...

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 19:37:00 +0100

This might be my new anthem. I’ll do the 80s gay arm dance to this over and over and over again. And in my dreams.

Sar

MFD

Sun, 12 Sep 2010 14:25:02 +0100

MFD